Stop right there

By wtfmama - 04/05/2013 12:51 - United States - Hudson

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
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Welshite 39

Smart kid. She seems like the responsible sort.

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flockz 19

scotch tape isn't safe enough. as her mother i hope you suggested duct tape.

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IBIoodXploSiVE 3

they couldve been enjoying some fresh air

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SithHunter09 2

As long as that's not what she uses for protection in the future.....

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chandlerbelacic 17

And you raised that dumbass? What the **** man, she's retarded or something. Jesus...

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Sugar7Plum 5

Well at least she was trying to be responsible.. That's a plus

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AwesomeMe124 9

not sure if its a good thing for her to know anything about sex at her age. I get being in the dark isnt the correct answer either but that's a bit too much info for a kid

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7yzzFML 17

Seriously? My school gave us full sex ed at that age and it was perfect timing, we already knew alot about it but we had alot of facts mixed up, so it was very important they got cleared up! If a kid doesnt know this stuff by 11-12 then they are either homeschooled or have irresponsible parents. At highschool the only kid who didnt know all the facts about sex in year 7 was a mentally retarded kid.

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carminecris89 13

11 sounds kind of young to be kissing a boy. I don't know why people think this is adorable. Her using protection comment is a good indicator that she's aware she's being naughty. In a few years I don't see this kid being well behaved.

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scr_sensei 14

Cute.. but a sign that your daughter needs some real information about sex and all that it entails. She obviously already knows a lot about it, but she also is obviously confused about what she knows. It's too late to "protect" her from this kind of stuff — she'll learn it either way. Would you rather it came from you, or from a source whose facts and overall message you have no control over (probably her peers)

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BananerzFresh 12

That is cute. At least you know she will be responsible.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

First kiss at 11 years old? WTF is this world coming to? What happened to girls not getting kissed until at least 13? God!

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7yzzFML 17

Please tell me you are being sarcastic...

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BigSexy123 11

Pft. That's not even that bad. At least she's not having sex.

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Bebbo_fml 21

11 years with a boy in the house... My mom wouldn't even let me have guys over. Even when my brother's friends came, it was always in an open and easily viewable room from the kitchen where one of my parents would be.

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