STOP SMILING

By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML
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Top comments

m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

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xzxXxzx 11

Not depressing at all..

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DetroitDov 35

At least you have a job. Be thankful.

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tayymeds 23

Rebel. Instead, you should just be happy, just to make him unhappy.

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cakefete2 30

Vindictive, combative, and rebellious happiness?! I like the way you think. I might even say it makes me.... happy.

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masturdad 11

"My boss told the production department" "Boss told the" "Boss"

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barakados 11

You forgot how the whole thing took place in soviet Russia.

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HockeyPlayerLife 13

Sounds like he only is grumpy and when he see's people happy he's like "no, you, shut up.."

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De_Bri 16

If you are feeling happy just watch the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials. Does the trick every time.

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

How is this all that terrible, I hear this from my history teacher every other week and I manage.

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MidnightMusic53 37

Your history teacher can't fire you.

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MidnightMusic53 37

You'll understand eventually. There's always at least one job that you'll have in your lifetime where the boss abuses their power in some way or another.

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mike7800 8

we must work at the same place cuz my manager got fired and some asshat is taking over production

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xebi 4

Are you an Oompa-Loompa, OP? In my humble opinion, your boss can **** right off.

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foxwasalamb 24

did you get yelled at for working too fast too? anyone else think of that previous post?

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foxwasalamb 24

aw ****. i even looked first. my bad guys. i dun goofed

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