And you're funny.....Not

bro, you lost your shirt. need help finding it?

its a little thing called HYGIENE

101 - do you shave all the hair off your head for hygiene?

ahahahaha

bacon.. your head is not constantly trapped under 2 layers of clothing for the majority of the day... sweat and body oils build up... The pubic hairs help to make it sweatier.

it's supposed to make their penis look bigger... doesn't make it feel any bigger though

I feel you

You feel him.....up!

...Really? -____-

You know what, continue this account, I like the idea.

Excuse me for getting out of character for a second, but I need to say this. With very few exceptions, such as my mentioning Bart here, my comments have been absolutely normal, rule-abiding, and even similar to what I would have posted, anyway. They're things other people may say, but under the name of Lisa Simpson. I'd understand annoyance, if my comments didn't correspond to the FML, but they do. I really don't see why anyone, other than myself, should get tired of the comments. I assure you, aside from cleaning up the language and innuendos, they are very much like tge ones I would post otherwise. There's a reason Lisa is my favorite character. She's underrated, and I feel she needs further exposure in a fun environment.

I like them. It adds something to your comments. Like makes a little more entertaining.

I also tend to read the comments in her voice.

-90 the best part!

You feel him....up!

Lisa is pushed to the background for a reason... she's a terrible character. 'nuff said

Well, in my personal opinion you kinda sound like a geek. I mean it's not the fact that you commented as a fictional character which you thought was cool but....... no nevermind yeah it was because of that.

I have never seen a character last very long on FML. Example: That robot guy or that guy pretending to be the Earth. It does get tiring. Maybe it's true that some appear to not be able to think for themselves but if a moderator takes the time to add his/her input, it's to benefit this site and make sure it stays fresh and interesting. You can't blame people for being on Alan's side on this matter. Keep in mind not all are ass kisser. I've seen many of Alan's comments thumbed down. Lol

I never suck up to mods. Sometimes I insult them... But then again that's probably why I'm on my 10th account or something like that...

simpsons is the worst show ever. I would rather watch lifetime for two days than one minute of the sumpsons.

^Duh. Lifetime has the best movies. EVERYBODY knows that!

Actually shaving doesn't get rid of crabs