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By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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Eye bleach

By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

because it's necessary.

hotchicklover 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it

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meghan664 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:17

how?

angelgirl777 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:40

I'm so sorry that really sucks

snp3 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:27

so do my brother..... I'm with u girl

kayvan 8

Monday 18 July 2011 2:29

I want to hear the reasons.

RMRaidersNumbah3 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:41

im a girl and i shave down there. trust me its alot easier around ' that time ' . but you dont have to do anything. its a personal choice.

16rrpass 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:57

But u cannt shave ur crack. it just doesnt work!

Cleao18317 11

Monday 18 July 2011 3:47

my brothers would do the same

allyrox123 0

Monday 18 July 2011 4:05

so why does he?

gleek07 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:18

wait so the person who wrote this doesn't shave.... lol.... umm.... in the jungle the mighty jungle. that's pretty gross that you don't shave.

atills 0

Monday 18 July 2011 5:18

.....why does he?

DisturbedFacade 0

Monday 18 July 2011 6:12

How did.it go?

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