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By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

because it's necessary.

hotchicklover 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it

Comments

DrewsFML 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:11

Awwww, my mom used to read me that story too.

HahaYDI 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:14

Does he use a razor or hedge clippers?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:14

he prob keeps them in a jar

haleyelizabethd 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:14

thats just sick..

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Monday 18 July 2011 7:35

ik lol I was trying to be funny but failed :|

krysxkatastrophe 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:20

"......and that is why I always shave my pubes. The end."

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:37

when I read your reply I thought you wrote share! I was like WTF!

ahoyajee 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:25

must have been that interesting.

westcoastniner 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:30

i shave mine too :)

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:58

Cool story bro.

saraheve1188 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:30

So, I think we all want to know...how and why?

xXSKYLARXx 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:33

how did that subject come up...

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:35

and you didn't get up and walk away from it, why?

starsfan_9 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:37

fuel efficiency?

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