Stranded

By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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bigdog57_fml 9

Why did he have the keys if you were the DD?

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yoursucklives 36

should have taken the keys before letting your brother get drunk and have bad ideas.

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Sora_McKain 36

Follow him, get your keys back, go home, forget about it.

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ebud2010 2

Why would you give him YOUR keys?!?

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Jayrs93 11

Yes because OP said that they gave him their keys lol

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69Anonymous_69 0

Why the hell did you give a guy thats gunna be drunk the keys to your car when you are gunna be sober??? hes a guy hes gunna wanna drive no matter what!!

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jlperry31 10

If ur the dd why would he have ur keys. That doesn't make sense

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wellthatsukx 0

You deserve it. What kind of crappy designated driver surrenders the keys to someone that's drinking?? It's your own fault.

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Mielai 3

What you get for giving a drunk person your keys, YDI

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lifeisgood0812 0

First of all if you are the DD, then why does your drunken brother have the keys ?!?!

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Skylansmile 11

Why were the keys on him to begin with if you were the driver?

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Neatfellen 0

why in the hell did u let ur drunk brother have the keys in the first place? isnt it ur job as the dd to keep car keys away from anyone drinking? u deserved it

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