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By deadbunnies - 31/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

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Kylias 6

Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.

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iFruit 0

Thats so random. Its like your at dinner and he randomly says something like that. Strange...

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plexico 3

They don't shriek if you kill them quickly -- only if you kill them slowly, for example, if you squeeze them 'til their eyes pop out, they will shriek. Sweet dreams!

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loprya 0

Stop asking your boyfriend to cheer you up, it's annoying and sounds like you're the type of girl that would get sad if she wasn't cheered up and not tell the guy it's not his fault, but make it seem like it is.

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nylmak 0

hey i hate bunnies...and when ur bf txted u that u should of laughed...bunnies suck!

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cross027 0

that completly cheered me up:), but they really do shriek, it's kind of funny sounding, they also do it when they get hurt. :P

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Slant 0

You have no real problems.

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ick_fml 5

does your boyfriend listen to the distorted view podcast? because yesterday they played audio of a bunny being smashed while shrieking.

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sublime93 0

Oh my that's hysterically hilarious

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ayashe 2

They do, and I didn't hear it in some stupid video or podcast, I heard it in person while they were being killed by a hawk. It's an awful, awful thing to hear. All you freaks who think it's funny should be locked up in the crazy house, you psychopaths.

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Dickninja 0

Dude, get a sense of humor. If my boyfriend would have said that to me i would have laughed bc its so random. This isnt even am fml. Its like a my boyfriend has common sense. Im sure you would shriek to if you were killed. Dont get mad because he said that. I would understand why you would feel that way... If you were 7.

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