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By deadbunnies - 31/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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You deserved it 13 398

Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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Thanks honey

By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 10:34 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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You deserved it 286

Poor little guy

By RabbitOwner - 07/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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You deserved it 21 749

By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

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You deserved it 2 630

Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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You deserved it 1 963

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:12

Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

Kylias 6

Saturday 1 August 2009 7:56

Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.

Comments

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Monday 3 August 2009 15:59

i don't think theres been an FML yet that made me laugh that much.

Andyangels27 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:34

it's your fault for dating a retard

flairmonkey 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:33

Looks like he listens to Distorted View

Beej_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:55

Hahaha, this sounds like something that happened to me once... I was having this awful day and already teary-eyed about something (probably something stupid, I admit) and my boyfriend, to cheer me up, told one of those 'Dead Baby' jokes. I began bawling. I, alone out of the world's population, apparently, detest Dead Baby jokes and do not understand how the image of A DEAD INFANT would have cheered me up. He was honestly trying to help though and immediately hugged me and tried to comfort me after screwing it up. ...Which is to say...boys are stupid sometimes!

ily_hun996 0

Friday 21 August 2009 4:56

Oh my gosh I hate those! I can't take those jokes :( Once my brother decided to make his characters on Sims. I thought it was cute until he drowned it in a hot tub :| it was horrible :( Annnyyywayys.... To the OP, what an interesting boyfriend....

bigbinga47 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:21

i especially like the sound that happens when you snap the rabbits necks.

shoeman12 0

Friday 28 August 2009 2:13

that's a lie. i hunt rabbits and they've never screamed when i shot them.

H4rdstylefre4k 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:53

HAHAHHA Thank you, you just made my day with this cheerful story

Sorrytohearthat 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 3:59

Hahaha... Sounds like he a has a good sense of humour. I could say that to most of the girls I'm friends with and they'd laugh. Or they'd laugh and be like ah now I can't stop thinking about bunnies dying. Bunnies don't shriek, but it was meant to be a completely random joke, so lighten up all you "Hunting Experts"