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By deadbunnies - 31/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 040
You deserved it 9 192

Same thing different taste

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Ahah, reminds me of a friend of mine. On the day of our prom, she kept begging her boyfriend to kill her rabbit. Talk about a mood killer.

Kylias 6

Yes. No one wants to be "bothered". They're too selfish. Because who, in their right mind, wouldn't spend their spare time listening to the damned screams of frenzied, terrified animals as they're cruelly murdered? I, for one, am all for your argument. It's definitely not too "bothersome" to sadistically spend my time staring into my computer monitor, just hoping that I'll find a new video of an animal being mercilessly and painfully slaughtered. Obviously, people who don't watch those videos are selfishly living their lives. Shame on them for being alive, wasting their lives not-watching things die in gruesome, bloody ways that would make anyone but a sadist gag up everything from tonight's dinner to yesterday's breakfast. They're such sick people for not watching them. Way to go.

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toodles54321 0

that would make u last for replying to him, and this would make me last, and if someone replied to me, they would be last, its a never ending chain... (unless ppl stop replying =P)

Haha, people are so dramatic in these comments. Its worse than Myspace and Facebook.

You guys are idiots. PETA is the biggest scam in america, they're being investigated because they have single handedly murdered 23000 dogs cats kittens and puppies. They get 32 million a year, do not operate a shelter, NOT ONE and are building a freaking crematorium. Don't believe me? Petakillsanimals.com. Educate yourselves you idiots, you're the ones allowing it to happen!

kitsune_fml 0

one website does not a valid argument make. It's like using wikipedia as a source... highly suspect. And OP, bunny shrieks can be quite hilarious... but only when they're made with a bunny call whistle. YDI for not having a sense of humor.

Actually, PETA has admitted to doing so.

inspireme48 0

wel atleast he keot your mind of it?? :]

herroderpreek 0

Well, that cheered me up! I laughed my head off!

he was trying to cheer you up by telling you some random fact--however oddly crude it was..lol. my bf does the exact same thing.