Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Strange kink

Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Nexxion 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

Comments

LawlietLove 0

Friday 8 May 2009 5:09

He didn't do it. He never gave his boyfriend a ********. So all of you, now you know.

Wowaddict_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:32

LMAO, thats lengendary.

fxckyourlife_ 0

Monday 11 May 2009 23:23

lolol. i hope you realize that he probably does the same thing when you call his phone. you should think about that next time. XD

ndgurl2010_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:23

the same thing happened to me except he was on the phone with his best guy friend talking about meeting up and hanging out later. also, we were already in the middle of going at it.

joolie 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:05

I hope you let your boyfriend comfort the poor soul lol.

hahaohwell 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:06

hahhaha this is a good one

NeKuDa 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 15:42

id do the same =D if a friend needs to tlak to me and im in middle of sex I just mutlitask...

pinkpolkadotsxp 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:33

ur bf is an asshole. and #4 is a dumbass sexist.

kaylaaa_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:00

how is that and FYL? more like an f her life.

ThePositronicMan 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:32

The FML here is that her boyfriend's best friend is not her. :( I am, indeed, male. This is opinion is not the result of a (mythical) "gendered" perception, in case anyone would be prone to suspect so.