Strange things are afoot…

By Klepto - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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Same thing different taste

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Dude, use it as an excuse to return it

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wow, y would u steal a trophy? well anywayz- time for a new profile pic :)

Turn it into a creative advance. Ask him out to dinner, or the trophy gets it. Or, if you're more direct, tell him to just grab it back... FROM YOUR UNDERPANTS!

so change your profile picture ther u go problem solved

Why would you steal a trophy from the house of someone you don't know? This makes absolutely no sense. Perhaps you should return the thing.

Because when you steal something, you generally steal it from someone you dont know and therefore they cant find out who did it, Generally most normal thieves wont steal from there parents of partner for obvious reasons blueberrypies your a RETARD FYL

O and back to the FML If you do steal something you also dont generally put it on your facebook, as a lot of your "friends" may know this guy. Which ultimately leads to a few things... A) you get beaten and/or your property destroyed B) The police get involved. And you could also be put on MSN news, like for being the 10th most stupid person on facebook Or you could be put on a programme called the worlds most retarded thief P.S you suck

Kylias 6

The first two paragraphs were amusing enough on their own, but just that little sentence at the end is just fantastic. I think BlueberryPie's retard is behaving quite find actually. :'D

because the fact that the OP stole it is completly acceptable

baby_gurl2405 0

haha YDI for stealing a trophie like wtf? messed up dude

Congratulations on bringing stupidity to a new level that mere mortals like us rarely get to witness. Did you also send him a message saying: Oh btw, I also found this trophy at my house this morning. Can I keep it?

mrose57 0

You asshole. If he has friends like you he won't need any enemies.

mj2123 0

Ah, a true YDI if I've ever seen one. Dumbass.