Thief, Social Media, Party and Miscellaneous: Strange things are afoot…

Strange things are afoot…

By Klepto - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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You deserved it 73 876

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 680

You deserved it 2 120

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 636

You deserved it 4 173

By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 070

You deserved it 36 849

By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 828

You deserved it 52 986

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 858

You deserved it 125

Beep beep

By iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 676

You deserved it 2 193

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 185

You deserved it 4 373

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 304

You deserved it 4 432

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 569

You deserved it 1 068

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 815

You deserved it 51 755

SirWombat 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:04

YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:03

Dude, use it as an excuse to return it

Comments

Erindub 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:25

You are an asshat for stealing from someone. You get what you deserve.

driedpeaches 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:49

i hope you got to jail or at least get your ass beat. You're the reason why trying to be nice and having a party always sucks.

Littlerunner 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:59

so delete the picture. Problem solved.

JoeyImage 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:51

ok so change your pic before he accepts the FR. Big ******* deal

joHnnycsU 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:55

Were you that desperate for a trophy?

Devyn333 16

Monday 16 November 2009 6:22

did you think stealing a trophy would somehow make you feel better about your pathetic existance? like you actually won something on your own? give it back and quit being a douchebag.

arienh4 0

Monday 16 November 2009 7:46

Actually gay means happy, merry, bright. Please learn English before making stupid comments. Thanks.

Reality_bites 14

Monday 16 November 2009 8:02

You douchebag! Who does that? Seriously who steals something like that? It may not mean much to you and it may not even be valuable in terms of monetary value but it has sentimental value to the person you stole it from! GIVE IT BACK!! Just because you havent received any trophies in your sad pathetic life DOES NOT give you the right to steal it from someone who has. I hope they know where you live and they take it back and while they are there steal something from you so you know what it feels like and you will never do it to another person again.