School, Friends, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 03:42 - United States - Ocoee

Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 23:42 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

Weirdo

By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 753

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 561

LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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You deserved it 322

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By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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You deserved it 11 655

By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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You deserved it 5 534

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

By jobless - 07/05/2009 21:10 - United States

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML

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You deserved it 58 316

By Anonymous - 19/09/2018 22:15

Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML

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Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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You deserved it 886

jonjonguapito 15

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:31

For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:27

Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say

Comments

annoyedperson 25

Tuesday 15 March 2016 16:31

I guess you'll see him next lifetime. does anyone know which song I'm referring to?

cloudydays 10

Tuesday 15 March 2016 16:34

You should've said you respawn every time you die.

SiWiJe 6

Tuesday 15 March 2016 16:36

You are over-analysing it.

ChuckHolmes 8

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:01

Maybe he plans on kidnapping you and forcing you into his interpretation of the afterlife by force? If he starts spouting about lotion and baskets then you should run...

CasiusCorvus 10

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:45

I always love the level of "Oh no! Run!" when someone says something weird. Why not be weird too? What's so great about acting like everyone else? Live a little, if you're gonna make new friends you gotta be open to different people. In highschool I was the local goth, friends with 2 Jocks, the hottest cheerleader in school, band members and the pot heads. if you're open you truly can make some friends.

1991stealth 21

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:31

If he takes you to a party and everyone is wearing robes, don't drink the punch!

citrusglass 22

Tuesday 15 March 2016 19:25

Maybe he meant it in the same way as people say "see you on the flip side?" If he was saying it in a faux theatric way, or just joking, it's no concern.