Gross and Love: Strategic

Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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Kcired 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:14

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

Ughsucks 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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K001 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:52

dont be such a slutty bitch

SublatePandemic 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:01

note to self: don't eat while reading FMLs.

tomberryboy 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 7:58

That is just really really disquesting.

boomerang247 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 7:50

BITCH!! I know how it feels for your ex, assumeing that he has feelings for you still too. YOU ******* DESERVE THAT!!!!

Masta_Blasta 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:58

Grab someone looking a bit more sober next time.

Hjelloo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:17

YDI for being a *****.

lblhaa_5 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:25

that's beyond brutal.

moarplz 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:53

I like how everyone thinks she's a ***** for kissing another guy. How do you know her ex didn't cheat on her? You don't know anything about it. Kissing someone while single isn't "slutty" neither is it being "*****", dumbfucks

westbrookx 0

Friday 28 August 2009 21:46

I don't think the OP is a *****, but I think she's a juvenile idiot. I'm a woman, so don't even try to pull the sexism card, but I have a very low opinion of girls who try to make their boyfriends or ex boyfriends jealous. It will almost always backfire, and when it does, you really have no right to complain. You completely deserved it, and I really hope you grow up before something like this happens again.

tyralpha 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:54

Before I get into my little religion lecture; I'd like to know, why would making your Ex jealous be a way to get him back? Seriously... Now for the lecture on Morality; lust and jealousy don't work, you pay through the nose for both of them (I learned that the hard way, I will never cease to regret what happened), but combined? This will be an FML. Just not yet.