Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 764
You deserved it 95 433

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI and its stupid, if you have feelings for him, dont you think making out with someone else would completely blow him off??? why dont you.. oh i dont know.. TALK to him?

Yes because the best solution to an ex being around is to make out with someone you've never seen before. Clearly your deduction is faultless.

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92689 0

I'm sorry someone threw up in your mouth but that's what you get for being trashy and making out with random strangers to get back at an ex. Sounds like you have a little growing up to do.

You're kinda a batch for doin that. No reason to be so childish. He might have deserved it for whatever reason you broke up, but still you should be the better person and just move on if he's not into you. YDI for bein childish, but FYL for the throwup. Karma for being a kid about it.

That's what you get for making out with random, drunk strangers. I'm pretty sure rather than making your ex jealous it would make him think you're a *****.

And me! I find it hysterical too! Stop being a petty person.

dhcrazy333 0

Your ducking retarded that doesn't make guys jealous it just makes us realize how retarded and stupid you are for even trying. U deserved that one

OP, you are a stupid bitch, and you got what you deserved, at the very least. Personally I'd also love to see you smash your head on something, since girls like you are the social equivalent of shit. You're a dumb ******* *****, quit being so insecure and maybe your life won't suck so much. Your ex is an idiot for dating you, but then slightly redeemed himself by dumping you and staying away from you. Stop being such a worthless ****, trying to play games with people, and instead, just be normal, you ****.

wassup12345 0

ya that was childish, i hate girls like you dumb bitch

ughwhatever 0

she didnt deserve it.. thats so embarassing =( im sorry

That's god's way of saying "Don't be a ****, bitch!".