Strict household
By pathetic_girl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By pathetic_girl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Were these girls you were trying to pick up for some hot girl-on-girl action? If so, your save could have been, "I have to be in bed by 10, but I don't have to go to sleep until midnight,. . . wink-wink, nudge-nudge, grin-grin!" You may choose another sleep time -- I don't know how long is required for scissoring, donut-bumping, rubbing velcro, etc. I only need to watch it for a few minutes until I've had all I need ;) ;), ;) :).
...Where'd the one above this go? I swear, every time a new batch of FMLs is posted, the one at the top disappears sometime after I see it! I haven't found any explanation whatsoever for why FMLs would be removed, nor any acknowledgment that some have been. Annoying.
perdrix keep your faps to yourself. but i like the cut of your jib.
suuuuuuuuuure pedix.... ;)
*perdix
Why do u even have a bedtime in the first place?
yeah op university classes end at 10pm sometimes what u gonna then?
Are ur parents jail wardens or something!
Man, there's nothing sadder than an astronomer with an early bedtime. I hope that's not your major. It's like being allergic to animals and going to veterinary school.
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There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:
hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from