Strict household

By pathetic_girl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:

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psuboy 0

hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from

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zombehunter 2

wow did your mom tuck you in too?

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perdix 29

Were these girls you were trying to pick up for some hot girl-on-girl action? If so, your save could have been, "I have to be in bed by 10, but I don't have to go to sleep until midnight,. . . wink-wink, nudge-nudge, grin-grin!" You may choose another sleep time -- I don't know how long is required for scissoring, donut-bumping, rubbing velcro, etc. I only need to watch it for a few minutes until I've had all I need ;) ;), ;) :).

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tigrouficele2012 44

...Where'd the one above this go? I swear, every time a new batch of FMLs is posted, the one at the top disappears sometime after I see it! I haven't found any explanation whatsoever for why FMLs would be removed, nor any acknowledgment that some have been. Annoying.

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Mustardnight 3

perdrix keep your faps to yourself. but i like the cut of your jib.

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perdix 29

I wasn't talking about fapping. I was talking about how much hot girl-on-girl action I could watch before my shame and guilt overwhelmed me and I had to got find a dark corner in which I could curl up in the fetal position and weep and whimper. Yeah, that's it.

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AliaAlM 0

Why do u even have a bedtime in the first place?

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winslow310560 0

oh no, you have a routine, only the best girls find that to be a major turn off.

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mustardcat 1

yeah op university classes end at 10pm sometimes what u gonna then?

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bluebead5 0

Are ur parents jail wardens or something!

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capilot 10

Man, there's nothing sadder than an astronomer with an early bedtime. I hope that's not your major. It's like being allergic to animals and going to veterinary school.

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