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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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You deserved it 125 961

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By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML

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By Yanil - 20/06/2021 16:02

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 22:35 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML

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You deserved it 1 133

By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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You deserved it 2 981

By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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You deserved it 3 847

Fate

By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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You deserved it 1 226

By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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You deserved it 3 480

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 18:50 - Canada

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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You deserved it 3 451

carameldrizzle 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:59

moral is don't cheat

BicPlease 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:01

That's what I call epic karma, my friend.

Comments

wafflemen 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:48

wow loser

turtle_brigade 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:00

it's in cases like this where I believe the father-to-be should have every right to walk away. pregnant or not, baby or not, he shouldn't be forced into caring for a baby he made frightfully clear he never intended on having.

darkmis1 17

Monday 6 June 2011 23:44

What?

Namenlos_fml 20

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:02

An all-too-common tale of how a person ***** up a relationship, lacks success, and watches the success of the ex-lover not just overshadow them, but completely bury them. You're going to have to bring your own violin, buddy, because not only are you not getting sympathy, but you're boring us with this all-too-common tale

sarcastic_life 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:19

smart girl.. isn't she! you totally deserve it

dancingdoggy 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:27

Every now and then, when I read these FMLs, it feels like they were written by the 'other person' in the FML... like this one sounds like it may have been written by the ex-GF, who wrote it as if the ex-BF had written it, so that all the people commenting on the FML would bask the ex-BF and make the ex-GF feel all superior because everyone hates him as much as she does... Maybe? Why would the ex-BF be stupid enough to write this anyways?

fadelio22 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:27

pizza boy swag!

sxe_beast 11

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:28

Can I get 1 large meat lover's pizza, 1 medium cheese, and 1 medium roasted spinach and artichoke with capers? I would also like some hot wings, breadsticks, some spring rolls, annnnnnnnnnnnd some Tiramisu.

freddiek7 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:32

dude - OWN the shop and be a businessman and quit worrying about past mistakes. lawyers make a living sucking the blood out of people, be glad you are not with her.