Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 306
You deserved it 125 968

Same thing different taste

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BicPlease 3

That's what I call epic karma, my friend.

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turtle_brigade 0

it's in cases like this where I believe the father-to-be should have every right to walk away. pregnant or not, baby or not, he shouldn't be forced into caring for a baby he made frightfully clear he never intended on having.

An all-too-common tale of how a person ***** up a relationship, lacks success, and watches the success of the ex-lover not just overshadow them, but completely bury them. You're going to have to bring your own violin, buddy, because not only are you not getting sympathy, but you're boring us with this all-too-common tale

smart girl.. isn't she! you totally deserve it

dancingdoggy 4

Every now and then, when I read these FMLs, it feels like they were written by the 'other person' in the FML... like this one sounds like it may have been written by the ex-GF, who wrote it as if the ex-BF had written it, so that all the people commenting on the FML would bask the ex-BF and make the ex-GF feel all superior because everyone hates him as much as she does... Maybe? Why would the ex-BF be stupid enough to write this anyways?

sxe_beast 11

Can I get 1 large meat lover's pizza, 1 medium cheese, and 1 medium roasted spinach and artichoke with capers? I would also like some hot wings, breadsticks, some spring rolls, annnnnnnnnnnnd some Tiramisu.

dude - OWN the shop and be a businessman and quit worrying about past mistakes. lawyers make a living sucking the blood out of people, be glad you are not with her.

AirForce48 2

So you're a cheating asshole who's a loser at a dead end job, I'm pretty sure you should take the swag out of your name