Stuck

By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
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BicPlease 3

That's what I call epic karma, my friend.

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Comments

premiermois 5

She's making more dough than OP and he's the one in the pizza shop. Oh the irony.

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o76923 8

So you were shallow enough then to cheat on your girlfriend because of her looks and now you're shallow enough to regret it because she's rich. Nice to know that you haven't progressed or changed in any meaningful way.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Who said he cheated because she wasn't hot enough? People cheat for a lot of reasons. Maybe she was super-hot, but a self-absorbed bitch. Doesn't excuse the cheating, of course.

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Miranday 0

What goes around, comes around. You know its hell when it comes through.

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Offensive_fml 4

If she knew you were still working at that Pizza place, she wouldn't even let you touch her cash. She won't carry you anyway, asshole.

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old09 11

he cheated once or a few time, most likely in or around high school age...who cares? she's a lawyer, way worse than anyone ever will be

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EffinDelicious 3

karma is a.... & op deserved this :)

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dianebites09 0

this is a perfect example of ; "thinqs happen for a reason"

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borirican70 0

yea your life ******* sucks loser

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SunDropGirl 0

YDI you bastard!

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chessyragoo 0

moral is don't grow up to be a loser.

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