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haha fail
Well it's a good thing she got rid of ya :D
You totally deserve that OP. Though I doubt you two would still be together anyway so nothing would've changed?
guess you shoulda done something with your life
Least you could do right now was apologize and throw in a free slice of pizza.
lol I'm sorry for boning ur best friend, cheating on u, hurting ur feelings and breaking ur heart but hey here's a free slice of pizza since u seemed to get by pretty well without me
If you had stayed with her, by the sounds of it you would have slowed her down anyway and not let her become the lawyer she is now. You did her a favour by cheating on her! It means she can have someone better!
Lol, Draenei DK
Maybe you shouldn't have been an asshole cheater. Do you really expect sympathy for this? If she's a lawyer now that means it's been at least 4 years since high school. That is plenty of time for you to get some kind of education. So, you double deserve it for not making anything of yourself.
actually should be more like 8 years. have to get that Bachelors before you go to law school.
Yeah, but I know some people that go into college with 2.5 years already done. That's why I said at least.
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moral is don't cheat
That's what I call epic karma, my friend.