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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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You deserved it 125 968

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 18:50 - Canada

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML

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carameldrizzle 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:59

moral is don't cheat

BicPlease 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:01

That's what I call epic karma, my friend.

Comments

fml98kevin 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

haha fail

kyanisaurus 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

Well it's a good thing she got rid of ya :D

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

I don't think "Pizzaboy Swag" is an appropriate screen name. "cheating asshole" is more fitting.

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:12

You totally deserve that OP. Though I doubt you two would still be together anyway so nothing would've changed?

titmouselax 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:12

guess you shoulda done something with your life

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:12

Least you could do right now was apologize and throw in a free slice of pizza.

ImpendingRiot 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:36

lol I'm sorry for boning ur best friend, cheating on u, hurting ur feelings and breaking ur heart but hey here's a free slice of pizza since u seemed to get by pretty well without me

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:12

hah i dont feel bad for you. YDI go get a life bitch.

lmaoatall 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:14

and on the mlf web site (my lifes funny)), she wrote, today I went to order a pizza. my ex, who cheated on me with my friend still works there. I'm a lawyer now. hahahaha...

SaracottaPie 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:14

If you had stayed with her, by the sounds of it you would have slowed her down anyway and not let her become the lawyer she is now. You did her a favour by cheating on her! It means she can have someone better!

Pinkanani 12

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:45

Lol, Draenei DK

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:20

Maybe you shouldn't have been an asshole cheater. Do you really expect sympathy for this? If she's a lawyer now that means it's been at least 4 years since high school. That is plenty of time for you to get some kind of education. So, you double deserve it for not making anything of yourself.