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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
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TheAftermath 0

You were nice though! She might have appreciated it!

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ImaWiseGuy 5

you stood up for what you thought was right....

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immunizations 0

so I read the story about 3 times, but I still can't find the actual FML...

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DocBastard 38

OP, ignore all these people telling you "poor baby, I stand for 8 hours a day!" You did a good thing and got no reward for it. That's just awful. Every time you do something good for someone, you deserve to get something in return! Otherwise, what's the point of doing good deeds? God knows, the satisfaction of doing a good deed for the sake of mankind, otherwise known as CHARITY, just isn't enough. Right? Right??

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Llamallamallamad 7

They were most likely assuring him that 40 minutes of standing isn't the end of the world. :)

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leeshxx 3

doc, didn't you know there's no such thing as kindness just "pay me back in double later".

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johnnybagodonuts 2

just so we're clear...you're being sarcastic, right?

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leeshxx 3

54. every one else was clear on the tone of docs comment. go make stupid comments to a wall so I don't have to look at them

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johnnybagodonuts 2

I posted my comment before I saw the other 2. so go clean the sand outta your snatch and quit being such a snotty bitch

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leeshxx 3

just so we are clear you make no sense and that was the lamest insult I have ever heard.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

snatch = ******. when a person is in a whiny or bitchy mood somebody else might tell them to "clean the sand outta their ******"

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leeshxx 3

I am aware of what a snatch is. still lame. for an insult to be a good one you shouldn't have to justify/explain.. just a tip

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johnnybagodonuts 2

obviously I didn't have to because you already knew what it was. I was just making sure because earlier you said it didn't make any sense, so I thought you might be retarded or something

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DocBastard 38

Johnny and Leeshxx - if you two could just cut the witty repartee and just get down to *******, it would make things much easier. I swear, the sexual tension between you two is almost as dense as rallets.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

lol thank you 113 lmao you think so doc? what do ya say leeshxx?

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sincerely331 0

YDI OP, and I agree with #43, had the person been ugly/unattractive/disabled/old, you wouldn't have gave up your seat cause clearly you only do that for attractive girls. Grow up and learn to be generous to everyone, not a selected amount.

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um_yeah_its_me 3

sucks for you

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twiztidangel 0

although that may suck you did a nice thing for a pretty lady feel good about yourself.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

There's a difference between doing something nice and doing something nice in hopes of getting laid.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

yea, one of those has a great payoff :)

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minktheshrink 0

68- I don't see the difference...

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SkittlesAyee 0

aww ur so sweet,

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thebestof1984 0

All these fmls are starting to blend together. Op sit on the damn floor if it was that bad.

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