Transportation: Stuck

Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 185

You deserved it 13 105

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 634

You deserved it 7 677

By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 611

You deserved it 6 451

By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 471

You deserved it 12 789

Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 925

You deserved it 3 219

By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 839

You deserved it 4 519

Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 494

You deserved it 4 155

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 464

You deserved it 2 830

Taking a stand

By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

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You deserved it 4 057

By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 022

You deserved it 3 829

Powerful

By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 568

You deserved it 9 951

TheAftermath 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:53

You were nice though! She might have appreciated it!

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:54

you stood up for what you thought was right....

Comments

versace_chick 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:00

Your comment : hahah u didnt do the right thing for the right reason so thats ur payback

luis72091 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:03

Did you at least get her number?

btstig 11

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:03

I bet she laughed the whole time.... I would have. Dumbass.

ROFLSinURfaceNOO 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:04

lol did u even tlk to her? get a number? r u gay? haha

dirtyblond 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:19

Hahahaha so random! (x

Riemurasia 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:24

YDI, this would've been the best moment to start a conversation with her and all you do instead is complain.

notquite69 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:27

Complaining about standing for 40 minutes? Especially when you could have also spent that 40 minutes talking to her? Seriously?

ArmyNGgurl 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:32

I think its crazy someone is bitching about doing something nice for someone else, because it may have inconvenienced them. I say suck it up.

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:36

Quit complaining.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:36

Sounds like your legs weren't the only body part standing!

xSwiiTch 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:36

Don't put hot girls on a pedistal xD

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Same thing different taste

Don't tread on me

Move!

Crotch rot

Taking a stand

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