Student life

By gofixmyhead - 30/08/2011 14:53 - United Kingdom

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

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Comments

rottentomatoes 7

It was probably a bit 'pre' damaged by the crap your friends put in it.

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Babyseal420 7

I agree, your life sucks.

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writergirl23 19

It wasn't u who destroyed it it was them OP

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rexgar2000 10

I think you were trying to say "while drunk"

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zombifysara 6

OP's from the UK - she said exactly what she was trying to say. Whilst drunk is normal there, get a clue.

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powderbluetang 11

I really cannot figure out what this FML is about.

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Wynthos 2

Care to simplify this post? I have no idea wtf is goin on.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Watch out for those raisins! They're tricky

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icic6772 0

No offense but I have no idea what u just said

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