Student life

By gofixmyhead - 30/08/2011 14:53 - United Kingdom

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

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stevert_fml 0

You deserve it you ******* British fag! It's called an apartment!

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Honda288 2

Maybe their dumb assed act broke the toaster, but in their drunken stupor they didn't notice. Might not have been your fault.

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mets300 8

This is the most British thing I've ever read

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Decepticus 5

"Our toaster got taken out by a raisin." Best statement ever, in my opinion :) Sorry about your toaster, OP.

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