Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
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fightingkittens 39

When I was two I shouted "OH ****" when I couldn't find something in the fridge. I then told my mom I only said that when I was frustrated. Evidently I had picked up something from my dad getting pissed off at another driver. Kids just know when someone's cursed.

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Shemp_5 14

Just tell her its a made up word that doesnt mean anything. Works every time for me with my little cousins

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

It's the thing between your knees, you little shit. :)

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ZoroMiHawk 25

You didn't even get it right, do you even know the difference between "legs" and "knees"?

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

I don't know. I never had sex Ed, so technically the kid already knows more than me.

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MzZombicidal 36

I'd say you're on the same level since she doesn't actually know what a **** is and you seem to act like one...

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bayy1432 14

I am now wondering what's going on in your daughter's mind to randomly ask that. That's hilarious.

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martin8337 35

Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

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JustSarah 13

Oh, I did the same when I was a child! I saw it written on a graffiti wall and loudly asked my mom what did it mean. She was so ashamed...

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vikky538 28

you should be happy at least..because she did not ask the same for Christmas ..(Referring to other FMLs)

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thing1andthing2 8

When she was 4, my best friend was asked by her grandmother during a visit whose best granddaughter she was as she pulled her onto her lap. My friend was not happy about being stopped from playing and replied, "Not yours, mother ******." We were told this story when we were in high school. My friend asked what her mom did to punish her after she said that. Her mom said she didn't. That they were all shocked, looked at each other and laughed so hard they nearly peed themselves. This was in the suburbs in the 1970s when children rarely heard those words. I still have no idea where she learned it.

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Attacksloth 33

"Well, dear, it is actually another word for my ex boyfriends."

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