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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 191
You deserved it 3 918

Same thing different taste

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When I was two I shouted "OH ****" when I couldn't find something in the fridge. I then told my mom I only said that when I was frustrated. Evidently I had picked up something from my dad getting pissed off at another driver. Kids just know when someone's cursed.

Shemp_5 14

Just tell her its a made up word that doesnt mean anything. Works every time for me with my little cousins

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My stepson is 2 and sometimes if he dies in a game he's playing he'll say "DAMMIT!" I always correct him and have him say "darn it" instead but I guess his real mom encourages him to say bad words

I told the man in line behind us that my brother drank milk from mommies boobs! I was like 3 .-.