Work: Subconscious

Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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By Fingkids - 25/09/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Ville-d'avray

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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JessicaFLovve 9

Thursday 27 February 2014 18:51

it's the perfect disguise!

yarani 26

Thursday 27 February 2014 18:51

Love the way this is written xD

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Ryodin 11

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:00

Repression?

dp920 14

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:01

maybe op was subconsciously horny

datoismyname 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:31

Aren't we all?

Wizardo 33

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:02

Completely cocked that up, don't worry rub over it and it'll shrink away...

gracehi 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:03

Paging Dr Freud...Paging Dr Freud.

kingdomgirl94 29

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:08

Repressed penis envy in the boardroom, stat.

Kamon97 23

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:10

Got the D on your mind?

yerawizardlizzy 27

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:13

I don't think you were "randomly" doodling, then.

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:16

Well, something had to be on your mind while doodling then ...

Grauncho 27

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:21

And then you slowly turned to him and maintained intense eye contact without saying a word..

sonictardis 8

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:27

Don't forget to add in a creepy smile.

ber4fun13 10

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:25

I wonder if the OP is female or not

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 20:26

Thinking the same thing. It would be funnier if OP was female.

sunnyray812 42

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:28

Add pupils and a smiley. Then the dick and balls will be eyes and a nose.

enlargedcoccyx 1

Friday 28 February 2014 10:25

you know this how?

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Today, my son brought home his Muslim girlfriend and I had to watch my husband almost physically restraining himself from making a racist comment, especially since she was wearing a headscarf. No, I was not aware he was this much of a racist when I married him. FML

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Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML

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Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML

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Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

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Today, I told my fiancé he needed to spend at least one night a week at home with his daughter or we will pack up and leave. He responded by getting a suitcase. FML

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