Suburbia

By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
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Lauren10102 3

So, what are you waiting for! Go join them!!!

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allmidnighteyes 10

or, you know, you just happen to be denser than a brick of osmium and your brain lacks the ability to properly process words longer than two letters in length.

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nfc14 2

UK doesn't really narrow it down.. though this person is obviously unemployed and has a communal garage so its likely south or east london. Bloody Chavs!

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maddehsaurr 0

see the u in neighbors ? that means somewhere in England.

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bellakaykid 6

YDI for not explaining the story clearly..,

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allmidnighteyes 10

or, you know, you just happen to be denser than a brick of osmium and your brain lacks the ability to properly process words longer than two letters in length.

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iEatGuppies 0

how the **** does OP deserve it for not explaining the FML right? maybe it's just you that couldn't read it right, I mean really? are you ten? and this happened before he submitted the FML and he deserves it cause your a 10 year old dumbass who doesn't comprehend well? you sir, have achieved level dip shit.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Mmm... **** flaps... yummy

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0utlawed 0

to find your culprit check who has **** flaps. I'm thinkin Arbys!

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shift_love 13

the roast beef folds. yep. pink meat factory.

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shift_love 13

oh also. "it's good mood food!" lmao

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0utlawed 0

**** good mood food, kfc had the best slogan for this. FINGER LICKIN GOOD!

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saIty 17

Should have recorded and posted on YouTube. I would have subscribed to see what your crazy neighbors will do next.

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Sukismama 2

I thought they were called meat curtains....lol....and I jus pictured it so eww

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HolyHandGrenade 4

If their kids are brain-dead, I'm surprised that they can even stand to spray paint words and a picture.

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BlackbeltSubo 4

Calm down Captain Pedantic, it's a figure of speech.

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HolyHandGrenade 4

I'm aware, and I like that nickname. It has a nice ring to it.

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BlackbeltSubo 4

Thank you, I was going to go with alliteration, but I thought Private Pedantic didn't adequately convey quite how pedantic you were.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Well, it's not like they wrote "labia majora" and drew an anatomically correct longitudinal section of an erect phallus, is it?

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HolyHandGrenade 4

78- 2 things: first of all, I agree, it's not pedantic, it's more taking the figure of speech seriously, and 2, what's the difference between regular attention getting and ridiculous attention getting?

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allmidnighteyes 10

a doorknob. one of those children is the next edgar degas (but with a different paint medium and apparently a downie or an autstic) and was working on his/her still life. everyone was impressed by the detail of the knob, and they were all wondering which one of the children was using the moniker "**** flaps" so as to properly praise said artist for their work.

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thewife5 19

I get woke up by my neighbors all the time, it sucks whatever the reason. Why didnt they just Check their kids hands for spray-paint.. it was probally all of them... their probally not bright enough to scrub it off.

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