Kids, Argument, Public freakouts and Health: Suburbia

Suburbia

By Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 861

You deserved it 3 023

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 104

You deserved it 2 260

By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 127

You deserved it 2 522

Great parenting, Patricia

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 412

You deserved it 3 672

Nice neighborhood you've got here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 863

You deserved it 4 098

By Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 593

You deserved it 3 285

By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 730

You deserved it 9 904

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:51 - Australia

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 306

You deserved it 3 092

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 945

You deserved it 7 032

By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 081

You deserved it 2 709

Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 463

You deserved it 2 081

Lauren10102 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:57

So, what are you waiting for! Go join them!!!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:07

or, you know, you just happen to be denser than a brick of osmium and your brain lacks the ability to properly process words longer than two letters in length.

Comments

iJasper 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:00

Ray William Johnson FTW!

Catcherchick94 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:11

a babysitters paradise

RickGotShot 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:14

Rick got shot.

TheRealPeter 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:22

Ehehhehe. That's Meg's nickname.

fromthesuck 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:23

you sir are a trolling knob

mommyof5 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:36

this is hilarious omg!!!

liamcumby 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:39

r u kidding!!!!! ur life doesnt suck!!! thays awsum!!!

BeautifulDemonKP 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:54

whats a **** flap?

BlackbeltSubo 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:34

That useless bit of flesh around a ******. Oh no, my mistake, thats called a woman

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:55

I was going to give you a definition, but that would mean you'd miss out on a very educational afternoon's browsing through the internet if you didn't Google it.

thetrollyoulike 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 0:53

a type of cake.... right?! *sarcasm*

mandypandypants 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:39

i dont understand why this is an fml. i would have love to seen that. Free entertainment there. it would have been an fml if they spray painted that on your house.