Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 310

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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You deserved it 15 325

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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You deserved it 268

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

Icalasari 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

I voted that your life is F'd, since, well, I am hoping that you DO have ADHD. Otherwise, it isn't an FML

wigwam 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

I assume the reason for the hearing is that you didn't have a prescription for that Adderall. YDI, hypocrite.

jaybirdka 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

Hypocrite and a snitch. You got what you deserved.

gregberu 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

What does adderall mean? I don't speak English very well...

danzigPO_1939 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:06

76-if the OP had had a perscription, they could have showed it to the police and that would have been the end of the matter, no big deal. and who's to say all drug users are stupid? way to stereotype. 78-adderall is an amphetamine--a class of drugs that one can build up a tolerance and become legitimately addicted to, unlike THC. it's generally not harmful for people who are prescribed it for ADHD etc, but it has totally different effects on people who don't need it. so fail. and OP: YDI. this is the first time i've cared enough about an FML to actually comment on it, so that's gotta tell you something. seriously? there are so many other ways you could have solved this. this was just petty, vengeful, and malicious.

schlifeyhyphy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:07

its college and youre really gonna mad about that.. you deserve it..

Majormaxo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:08

You are such a dick, leave your roommate alone. Most people deserve a little relaxation without a hypocritical jerk like you calling them in.

wholeon 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:08

161, "freedom of speech" does not apply in the private sphere, but nice try. I'm with 159. It is hella tacky to smoke ANYTHING around other folks (especially in closed spaces) unless you have specifically asked if it's ok. If you can't smoke a cigarette in your dorm room, I don't know why someone would think it was ok to smoke weed. So the roommate is an asshole. However...the OP is a bigger asshole. 1) For calling the cops instead of talking to the roommate (if the roommate had gotten all belligerent, I would've told hir that I would call the cops if sie didn't stop, but only AFTER asking politely) and 2) for being something much worse than a hypocrite. There's no evidence that weed is addictive OR that it's ever killed anyone....however, Adderall is highly addictive and it's easy to get yourself killed and/or develop some pretty serious health (heart) issues. I was prescribed it once and after one dose I said "**** no!" because it made me feel like my heart was about to explode. I honestly don't know how people do it at all.

skierguy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:09

Guys, if it wasn't prescription, why would there be a a hearing. #176, Adderall is a drug used to treat ADHD but it's also commonly used illegally as a study aid at universities. And OP is an idiot.