Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 310

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 376

You deserved it 2 815

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 803

You deserved it 726

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 816

You deserved it 9 725

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

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By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 856

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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You deserved it 5 738

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 141

You deserved it 15 325

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 254

You deserved it 268

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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You deserved it 4 899

Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

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spacebeans 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:57

Bahahahahaha. Snitch got what she deserved. I hope you get kicked out of college.

timmaay18 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:57

snitches get snitches

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:59

You know what iryna, I'm actually starting to respect you a little more. Thought you were an uptight bitch.

Tehalon 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:00

They should hang you for being a filthy snitch! Specially cuz you're a druguser aswell!

hugme 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:00

not cool.

iryna 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:02

#165 haha thanks, i'll take that as a compliment. I just ran out of patience, which kind of compelled me to be one.

krovek42 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:02

stop complaining about weed, my roommate is a freaking coke head

urugz1234 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:04

ur a rat u got what u deserved and its weed relax it could be a lot worse this is not a FML

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:04

#169: eh we all do I just damage my phone, but whatever works:)

mattiscool 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

karma's a bitch you ******* rat.

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