Roommate, Drugs, Ironic and Cops: Such a narc

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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You deserved it 130 310

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By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 856

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

By funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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You deserved it 5 738

By drug testing - 09/05/2013 22:22 - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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You deserved it 15 325

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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You deserved it 268

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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You deserved it 4 899

Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

Comments

Lolpot 0

Monday 27 December 2010 19:39

Lmao you ****** idiot and dont judge weed you cant get addicted enough said id rather lose brain cells then be addicted

jaysolonyc 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:52

stop. snitching.

JayRoof 0

Friday 21 January 2011 17:10

It'd be one thing if you were some kind of morally obligated snitch. You suck. You're a terrible roommate and your stupid!

esperanza707 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:41

omg r u kidding me get YOUR facts straight it is bad for u n it does kill brain cells dumb ass

FN_Thomas 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 7:40

You aren't smart. Have you ever smoked weed? First of all it is fun as hell. Second of all, my dad used to smoke 4 blunts a day from age 11 to 25 (He was a boss) and he was the valedictorian of his class. Anyways, I smoke hella weed, and look at my grammar. Now look at yours. While mine isn't perfect you look like a 3 year old. ANYWAYS. My girlfriend was diagnosed with cancer. She was given medical marijuana and BOOM cancer started to get better. If you are still so stubborn and stupid to think its bad still, the exact same thing happened to her TWO sisters and now they're fine. My grandmother used to be a woman who was ready to die. She smoked marijuana for the first time. Now she is a ray of sunshine. Marijuana is a good thing. You are a bad thing. Stfu.

hobbsicle805 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:54

My friend is going to a 4 year university on a full ride IB diploma scholarship. he smokes 5 times a day. Makes you stupid, huh?

drthunderbolt 4

Sunday 20 March 2011 6:34

I can't believe all these people saying YDI their roomate can get kicked out of school for having weed

What_Willis_is_t 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:46

Lol @ every idiot stating that non-medicinal marijuana is good for you. Smoking weed can cause many issues if not taken properly dick heads. Go read a book rather than laugh at all the pretty colours.

KaytJoinson 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:21

Kaaaaarma. That is all.

Luvmystang11 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:43

That was a really shitty thing to do......everybody knows snitches get stitches....YDI

benbarnes 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 3:25

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WEED IS ILLEGAL AND HORRIBLE FOR YOU AND THE OP IS NOT A SNICH OH AND PS SHIT HEADS ADDERALL IS FOR ADHD SO STOP BEING *****.

oelfke 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:39

so, if he had a perscription for it he wouldnt of gotten busted dumbass

captain0bvious_fml 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 15:41

you do realize that there are way more harmful things that are legal i.e. alcohol and tobacco, right? i say if someone wants to get high, let 'em. weed should be legal.