By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 15:30

Spicy
Today, I’m almost six weeks pregnant. From exactly ten seconds of penetration. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 399
You deserved it 1 393
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Leeono 26

Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

52 1
manb91uk 22

That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!

38 0

Comments

Leeono 26

Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

52 1
RichardPencil 30

Nine months on the hips. Oh, and it’s beyond the lips.

5 1
manb91uk 22

That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!

38 0
Itsbeenalong 5

Doesn't matter, had sex!

11 7
Ashamed_Sister 60

"I told him sex with him wasn't good but he said I shouldn't rush to judgment after only 10 seconds."

12 0
RichardPencil 30

His swimmers must be little Michael Phelpses!!!

12 1
Zahkrii 21

Abortion is always an option, retro actively too

11 9
xxWTFxx1981 23

you should be in a condom commercial...

13 1
Chazzster 28

OP, are you saying it would be OK to be pregnant if the sex had lasted longer? You can get pregnant regardless of how pleasurable or not the sex was. Safe Sex - Use a condom or get on the pill.

14 2
Taylor Hill 7

That’s absolutely hilarious, similar thing happened to me

0 2
manb91uk 22

*inner voice* please be the father, please be the father...

0 0