Superficial

By toolateabuckshort - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found my high school crush on Facebook. He asked me out. Too bad he's fat and bald now. FML
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C8H18 33

And I am sure you haven't changed since high school.

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MidnaLink 33

I hit "YDI" just because of the last statement.

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Dave_Davington 33

It's a high school crush. What, you were expecting True Love?

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C8H18 33

And I am sure you haven't changed since high school.

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Surewhatever 35

Actually, I did! Much more confident now! Definitely would have acted on my feelings.

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C8H18 33

Shallow with a side order of ditzy. I'd say he dodged a bullet.

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Surewhatever 35

Actually I was valedictorian, and a very awkward one at that. Hence the immense shyness that brought upon this FML!

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C8H18 33

You can be book smart and still ditzy, self-proclaimed-smart-one.

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Gaimeboy 7

Intelligence is hard to define. You can be smart in one area and incompetent in another, but I can certainly see that your so-called intelligence blinds you, because apparently his personality must not matter. By the way, I thought I'd give you a little advice: It's not 'what' you know, it's 'who' you know that matters.

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sirdannyboy1 20

Can't wait to see the triggered perfectionist that you are.

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ImminentDisaster 12

The text on this won't show for me

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mariri9206 32

"Today, I found my high school crush on Facebook. He asked me out. Too bad he's fat and bald now. FML."

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Glowworm56 26

So he's finally noticed you but it's too late because you obviously only liked him for his looks apparently.

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Surewhatever 35

I was only 13. I guess you were incredibly deep and only all about personality when you were a very shy teenager, admiring from afar? C'mon.

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Surewhatever 35

I was 13, and could barely form a sentence without turning purple. It wasn't a deep relationship to begin with.

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RinoaHeartilly 36

You're an adult now, though, and still seem like you're full of shit.

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Gaimeboy 7

By the way, if that picture is you? You're not exactly a catch yourself.

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mariri9206 32

And you've, apparently, become a vapid and shallow jerk. Maybe you should put his looks aside, go on a date, and see if you have any chemistry.

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Surewhatever 35

I had moved 380 miles away. It was 20 years later. EOS

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sweetbliss3 37

come on people, don't act all high and mighty etc. I'm not shallow but I definitely have to have some sort of attraction to someone before I even think of going on a date and I know y'all do, too. it's majority personality, but if there's no attraction it won't last.

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C8H18 33

Being someone's former crush is more than implied attraction. Suddenly losing interest in that crush because of a change in appearance is the very definition of shallow.

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sweetbliss3 37

it's not shallow it's what you're attracted to. obviously she doesn't find this person attractive. I had an ex who was 200 ish pounds and got up to about 515 throughout our relationship. I was no longer attracted to him. granted that's not why I ended it but you get the point.

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HayNow 11

Exactly. All of a sudden these newly self-righteous people would totally go after their fat bald crush now.....

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