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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - La Mesa

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

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By Pxuccy - 20/02/2022 22:00

Today, I was robbed while working overnight at the gas station. They demanded I give them all the cash in the register. Seeing they were armed, I was reduced to tears and complied. They mocked me and took a video with their cellphone. When I told my boss, he promptly fired me for not “fighting back.” FML

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By jobless - 13/09/2015 14:07 - United States

Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed afterwards that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML

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By grant b - 09/06/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 04:00 - Canada - Baddeck

Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, it's my last week working at a gas station. A fat middle-aged man threw a hissy over the price of 2-liter Coke and demanded I change it. I asked him to leave; he wouldn't, and forced me to call the cops. He stormed out as I was on the phone, pointed at me, and called me a "weak piece of shit". Three more days… FML

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By hook me up with some smack, Jack - 01/08/2015 06:18 - Australia - Perth

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By HP_22 - 01/12/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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Stay at home, never go out

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 03:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went out for gas, the first time I've been out since my break up. As I was paying, a mob boss was killed in the parking lot. I was questioned for an hour. FML

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Nakomai 17

Monday 8 February 2016 0:39

At least he was kind enough to ask!

Zettaa 13

Monday 8 February 2016 0:40

Sorry op! Ask your boss for a raise!

Comments

callsign_banana 19

Monday 8 February 2016 2:08

Tripping balls is fun.

am1717 22

Monday 8 February 2016 2:46

Well did you say yes? (:

MadJessTic 29

Monday 8 February 2016 2:49

At least he asked!

am1717 22

Monday 8 February 2016 2:49

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 8 February 2016 5:31

Agree with you 100%!! Tell your boss/supervisor. That sort of behavior should not be tolerated..

Taolan 23

Monday 8 February 2016 7:50

What behavior? Politeness? So you're saying you'd rather he walk in twirling it cowboy style? The vast majority of gun owners are not violent criminals. If they're asking, they're not part of the problem.

Hildy93 21

Monday 8 February 2016 6:14

Should have offered him a free smoothie to leave

Branessa9611 14

Monday 8 February 2016 6:42

At least he wasn't tripping so hard that he walked in naked? Then I'd feel REALLY bad for you.

Taolan 23

Monday 8 February 2016 7:48

I remember on a previous gas station FML somebody said something about it being law not to bring firearms around gas stations... I really hope his question was more of a politeness thing. Me I just watch for signs. No sign? No problem. Sign? Problem... but it is their right as private businesses to do this. I personally think it is stupid, but it is their right. So rather than cry about it like so many others, I'll take my business elsewhere - as is my right as a consumer.