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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 17:21 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Blackout

By Anonymous - 16/01/2023 22:00

Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML

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By guyshithappensto - 22/05/2010 02:41 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML

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Damn

By suicide - 04/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was OK. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

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Nervous Nelly

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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satomi_ishida 0

Monday 10 January 2011 23:23

Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

MassEffectNerd 0

Monday 10 January 2011 23:13

weirder things have happend

Comments

Air_Force001 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:31

that's why scaring people can be dangerous

Mishal_fml 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 3:48

lol same thing happened to me in school but I was able to catch my breath before I passed out but that happened to my friend, it's really scary actually

HELLOjealousy 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 4:52

you can't drown drinking water. idiot.

ohhoho 2

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:21

You can drown in water that's only a quarter of an inch high.

bakerella 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:45

all it takes is a teaspoon of water in your lungs for you to drown

nikki9tails 3

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:03

drowning is no laughing matter

gangstagavin 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:29

no offence but i wish i could see that

ppriscilla 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:34

i choke on my spit sometimes...

nathansing 6

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:37

wow

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:17

it's not rape if you like it XD

tashaburr 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:50

how are the suppose to help? put a helmet on you and place you in a bubble?

mightymart 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:00

i choked on a muffin once cause my friend was telling me a joke as i was eating it.. i feel ya, but seriously your friend is kinddof a dick for laughting at you instead of trying to help you