Surprise

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

MassEffectNerd 0

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This type of thing can be very serious. You can die later. Please read:http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/110157.php

Ninjafriends 1

It sounds like you're claiming you passed out from asphyxiation, which doesn't happen immediately. That means your friend watched as you struggled and "drowned" in front of him before losing consciousness. That's a pretty shitty friend.

RosiePatosie 0
thisgirl2u 9

How exactly are you supposed to help your choking friend? Usually you are not able to do anything helpful until after they have stopped coughing/gagging except for possibly remove the article that is preventing them from breathing, but seeing as it was water...

spanelli 16

When people are actually choking, that cannot cough. If they are coughing, you need to wait until the article of food, or water in this case, is cleared. If they are choking, you should obviously help them.

spanelli 16
0opsie 6

#26: Rolling on the ground laughing your ass off at your passed out friend shouldn't be your next option when you "don't know how to help them".

thisgirl2u 9

I wasn't saying that rolling around and laughing was a good idea at all. But truthfully there are not many options. And yes a symptom of Choking is indeed a weakened cough/ high pitched noise, turning blue, grabbing throat or passing out. You can either "pat them on the back" and remind them to cough it up or if it is food grab them and help them with a quick abdominal thrust, but once again this was water, not a lot to do except for CPR after they have stopped breathing.

spanelli 16

Choking is the mechanical obstruction of the flow of air from the environment into the lungs. Choking prevents breathing, and can be partial or complete, with partial choking allowing some, although inadequate, flow of air into the lungs. Prolonged or complete choking results in asphyxia which leads to anoxia and is potentially fatal. If the person choking turns blue, they do not have air flow to the lungs. Coughing requires air, if the OP passed out, obviously he/she was lacking air flow to the lungs. You can't exaclty remind someone to cough if they can't breathe.

thisgirl2u 9

Hey hey These comments are becoming incredibly long snippets of encyclopedias. Now I'm not saying your wrong and I'm not saying your right but I'm removing myself from this discussion. Before I go though I just can't resist adding in that.. "prolonged" choking means that you have been choking for an extended amount of time longer than usual, which I'm assuming means you have passed the point of showing symptoms of choking. Which brings me back to my point at the beginning you will cough before you pass out from asphyxiation.

spanelli 16

I've taken safety courses. I don't need an encyclopedia. So, again, you will not cough if you are choking. You can gag on the food/water and cough. If you are not coughing, you're choking and need the Heimlich maneuver. Coughing requires air, and when someone is choking they turn blue just like you said. If there were any air flow to the lungs, the person would not turn blue.

"How did your friend die?".. "He drowned drinking a bottle of water.." *Silence*

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/110157.php

thisgirl2u 9

That article, just made me incredibly sad. :(

Dude, if I had a nickel for everytime I chocked on drinking water, I'd have change for a quarter. I wouldn't be surprised if most people choked more while drinking water than choked while in a body of water.

DaveOnDope 4

had a doctor say he'd live twenty more years after I was dead once. He died 34 years ago in four inches of water when cleaning his swimming pool.

This FML sounds like the "clean version" of a **** scene. Inhaling, choking, almost drowning...

is there a reason why your profile thingy is a picture of Jerry's uncle?

no... no, it doesn't actually. nice try though

iluvfmls456 0

Don't feel bad. I choke on water all the time

WTF? Almost every single comment on this FML has 3 thumbs down. O.o Anyways, that sucks OP. Your friend is so mean, he didn't even help you. :(

xFalzz 0

Yeah, the majority of the comments are buried. Weird stuff.

iluvfmls456 0

Well yours has 3 thumbs up (until someone else thumbs your comment, but for now it does).