Love: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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DeeJayD 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:15

I think you should take him to court for assault. That'd show him.

breaksprinter_ 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:20

You should take that guy to court, especially if that is your house, and not your girlfriend's. And I hope you broke up with her from that because if she obviously can't keep it in her pants while you're not around, she is not worth having.

Comments

jsmith1199 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:41

i really hope you kicked her in the teeth

poopoohead 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 0:36

That's what you get for having too much fun on your 3-month "business trip"... it wasn't in Thailand or Shanghai by any chance, was it? Seriously though, if YOU didn't do anything either (which is hard for me to believe because I'm a pessimist!), then FYL and I sympathize with you.

RenRen_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:07

That's a very unpleasant surprise. Sorry, man...

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:32

I'd be pissed. I hope he gets what's coming to him!

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 9:29

A) 3 month business trip? Really? B) Girlfriend has a key to your apartment, and cheats on you IN YOUR apartment, rather than her own place? Really? C) You expect anybody to remain faithful when you're gone for 1/4 of a year? Really? D) Your girlfriend had no idea you were returning? Really?

turdburgers 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:31

Maybe you should've flown her out there to visit you a few times, then she wouldn't have been so horny and desperate. 3 months apart is a lot to ask of your girlfriend, especially when you two apparently didn't have a great relationship.

ziqi92 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:56

wtf is this world coming to seriously....sue him for assault. its ur own apartment! that girl better be single now....

LocoChaz006 0

Friday 12 June 2009 17:11

Wow, that's well crummy that he got the first punch in. I'd take him to court.

Andyangels27 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:39

you're fault. for marrying a two timing *****

newburton13 26

Saturday 25 February 2012 18:00

It says GIRLFRIEND, man.

YeTi_MaNN 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 17:53

Don't sue the man, if he thought you were a burglar then your girlfriend must have told him that she wasn't with somebody and that it was her house. Ya it was a dick move that he punched you, but he may be as innocent as you. Anyway, that really sucks...