Surprise and Love: Surprise!

Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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You deserved it 3 975

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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You deserved it 6 828

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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You deserved it 5 064

Post-it

By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

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You deserved it 119

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 114

Whoops

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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You deserved it 4 111

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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You deserved it 104

By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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You deserved it 4 360

Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 733

You deserved it 4 757

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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You deserved it 6 228

Capybara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:16

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

RodneySteven 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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YallNoobs 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 3:05

the cake is a lie!!!

kissmyass_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:05

omg kill that bastard fast!

artanis_neravar 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:17

bake him a new cake, this time bake ipecac and laxatives into it, and when he ******** and puking his organs out, say "by the way, we're through" then take pictures post them online

Chura 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:40

i like #18's idea. haha. maybe mix it with #24's idea.. take pictures of you putting laxatives into the cake with a big grin and a thumb's up.. too.. add that to the quilt.

_fthisshit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:39

Aw, it's okay, he's a bastard. Haha, I agree with #25. That's brilliant! Well, you could have expected it, just saying.

Im_On_A_Boat 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:45

OK SO, bake him another cake and leave it at his door, but under the cake leave a DVD of you blowing his friend, spitting his cum into the cake mix, and putting the cake in the oven muhahaha I am awesome at revenge :D

you7 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:32

why did you leave europe you idiot

alex_vik 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:48

I love how I'm the only one who thinks the boyfriend might have just used it as an excuse.

alexa_rose 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 8:35

uhh..have NOT ONE of you people ever been in a relationship before? or do you not understand how life, or guys work.. i highly doubt hes gonna care if you make out with his roommate or his brother when he has a chick on the side.. and as for the people who say make another cake and put laxatives in it..umm i HIIIGHLY DOUBT i would eat a cake from my ex who just found out i was cheating.. just saying. but really, what a dick this guy is..i would have said okay roommate, im just gonna wait in his room until he gets home..and i WOULD wait in his room, in his bed, naked, wearing nothing but cake icing and hope he walked in with his new broad.