Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
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Capybara 0

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

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RodneySteven 0

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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sahreeg 0

#33 and #30 i like the way you think HHAHA LOOOL :P :P :P anyway if his new gf is hotter than its resonable go look in the mirror

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dselig 0

make sure the roommate isn't lying because people who live together tend to hate each other

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AnonymouslyYours 0

I agree with #35. You were told he had another girl by HIS ROOMMATE. You don't actually know your BF has someone one the side.

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downeyjr 0

Dude what #24 said, that's the only way to do it.

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ixlvexalex33 0

aww. that has to suck i know how you feel. it is just hang in there. :)

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cactus_fml 0

Bake him a cake that says, "**** YOU, ASSHOLE." Keep the quilt.

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cactus_fml 0

Oh damn, I just went back and read all the other comments. Do what #24 said.

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ms714 0

i just wouldnt call to see what he'll do if he doesnt call to check on you move on girl

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