Thief and Love: Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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Redesign

By rian - 03/04/2021 21:30

Today, my house was broken into. Nothing was stolen, but my laptop had feces smeared all over it. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Homeless without superbowl - 16/02/2023 16:00

Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML

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You deserved it 4 810

By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By Al - 13/06/2016 15:37 - Australia - Turramurra

Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML

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Red flag

By kappu - 07/05/2018 01:30

Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML

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You deserved it 474

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 411

orphanclubber 8

Saturday 4 April 2015 20:22

That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP

MDoremis 38

Saturday 4 April 2015 20:23

I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.

Comments

pgmonster 19

Sunday 5 April 2015 7:22

Maybe that was her way of getting you to move in with her..?

Silk_Routes 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 7:22

hahaaa... dump her dude

ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Sunday 5 April 2015 7:27

Can you say "C-L-E-P-T-O" Sorry OP, time to find a new girl. Hope you got your belongings back. Best of luck to ya! (-:

rockwrench 18

Sunday 5 April 2015 8:50

I dying to know what happened next.

vikky538 28

Sunday 5 April 2015 15:10

Simple theory. Along with heart she is stealing other stuff too

jdykid 13

Sunday 5 April 2015 20:21

Maybe she is forcefully moving you in...?

chosha_fml 26

Monday 6 April 2015 0:03

Now I'm wondering if she's just a thief or also the kind of crazy person who would stage a burglary in order to be able to check what's on your laptop. Either way, someone to leave behind.

elyssa112 6

Monday 6 April 2015 1:03

She sucks ! I wonder if she tried to play it off ? Like "no babe April fools! I took it to play a prank on you and that's why I invited you over, to give it back!" She must have a big purse or something because how in the world did she get away with it without you seeing her ? The bitch is a thief and that you don't need !!

TheGuy9504 3

Monday 6 April 2015 6:13

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but...

anshu0688 7

Monday 6 April 2015 6:39

But OP how could you be so sure of the verdict that she thieved on your belongings? Because you have not mentioned about the presence of several other valuables at her home. Possibly, she purchased it from the thief. First of all, this should be clarified, according to me. I might be wrong as well.