Kids: Suspicious activity

Suspicious activity

By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Sussy baka

By black hoodie - 19/05/2013 23:07 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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Stranger danger

By soul0eater - 12/03/2011 07:18 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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Creeped out

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 02:00

Today, I ran home because a guy I had never seen before got off the bus at the same time as me, and followed me almost all the way home. I was crying for my mom to call the police but my brother just snorted at me, because, “Only pretty girls have stalkers.” I wish I was an only child. FML

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YouDontSeeMe 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:48

Some people are so quick to judge. Hopefully you explained everything to the cops and it all worked out.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:49

LAWLZ. Post your pic. Seriously, some of the nicest people I know look like they could be weirdos.

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damn_man 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 10:18

Such a stereotype. Disgusting. It must suck being a dad.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 25 May 2015 19:06

She's his sister.

CDub7888 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:17

Better safe than sorry, my ass. If you have to sacrifice your thought process and better judgement to be "safe", I'm not buyin' it. Seriously, why not just call the cops when you see any male with a small child? Anyway, sorry about what happened. Hoped that dealing with the feds went smoothly.

darkrayner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:48

Chester?

LANCERZzZz 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:17

It's sad that in this day and age anyone older than a child seen interacting in any way with a child is considered a child molester. I'm surprised they don't have security guards in classrooms yet.

liveitlearnit 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:14

I think you should be glad that someone would call if they saw your precious little sister in a situation that could be compromising. I'm sure that if she WERE missing with a stranger, you'd be very thankful that a cop showed up to get the search started.

frozen_heart 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:10

#108 so an older person walking with a younger person is "compromising"? What's it like out there in 1984?

RenRen_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:33

Hahah....People are so paranoid these days. I would find whoever called on that complaint and scream at them :P

kiripsan 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:39

Society sucks.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:03

Some people judge you the wrong way from the start no matter what.

nacho_libre 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:43

dude, that happened to me and my brother, who is 12 years older than me, when i was a kid. Someone just moved into the neighborhood and saw him walking me back from school one day and they flipped out and called the cops, apparantly claiming a pedophile took a young girl into a home on the street. When the cops showed up they were a little surprised to see my mom answer the door and I was right behind her.