By Chemist-why - 30/01/2015 15:11 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25

I guess it's more of a hydrogen bond now, right? Not so strong.

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Lebeaugars95 20

Chemistry just isn't your thing, Na mean?

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Nymeria_fml 25

I guess it's more of a hydrogen bond now, right? Not so strong.

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Pleonasm 35

Don't underestimate the power of H+, especially when pumping.

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Wizardo 33

I think the fiance suffered a dipole, literally.

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Ryuzaki_L 11

I think you mean London dispersion since hydrogen bonds are the strongest IMFs ;)

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Nymeria_fml 25

No, I meant hydrogen bonds, since they're weaker than covalent bonds and even ionic bonds.

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ZevVeli 10

Hydrogen bonds are the strongest intermolecular bonds. I'd rather my relationship with my SO be inter rather than intra.

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muzy 23

Some of these comments are a scathing indictment to the education system...

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Ryuzaki_L 11

My bad, I would have said dipole dipole since they're even weaker than hydrogen bonds Though yes I am aware they're weaker than covalent and ionic bonds

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tantanpanda 26

the level of retard here is STRONG. INTRAmolecular forces are way stronger than covalent bonds. London despersion forces LDF are the weakest, followed by dipole bonds, then hydrogen bonds, then the latter. No need to downvote #36 Just because you don't know what LDF are.

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ThongWarrior 17

More like dispersion force that connects them right now

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CannotBeSeen 10

Nah, Hydrogen bonds are the strongest!

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kutemotoka 15

It's the third time I see you commenting on a FML post. I recognize you by your profile picture xD

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danman27 15

In strength from greatest to least it's covalent, hydrogen, dipole dipole, then London dispersion

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PennyLane27 32

I'm married to a chemist. He likes to do it on the table, periodically.

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Lebeaugars95 20

Chemistry just isn't your thing, Na mean?

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Sunflower1919 19

I'm sad I missed out on making these puns. They were right on the tip of my tungsten.

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Wizardo 33

All the good puns argon. If I can get a little He He that's good enough for me, K.

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201chasew 22

At least he didn't say that you have 67 protons.

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Ichiya 29

I bet they do it on the table periodically.

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tantanpanda 26

no need to barium.

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Ichiya 29

Na I deserved it. Ill just sulphur through it.

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Ichiya 29

You had a golden opportunity there, and you took it.

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Emzinatorbot 26

Lesson learn: don't ask him what it means just go along with it.

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pjsr 32

Exactly, #5. Better to just say, 'Yeah. Oh, **** yeah!' because geeks need love too.

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stupidface15 16

for those who dont know: covalent bonds are like really big versions of chimpanzees

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photographer49 22

#6 Maybe you and OP can go back to high school and take chemistry again?

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R2Y2 22

What the **** are you smoking, man.

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AlwaysWatching 27

I feel like the reason there are only five other comments is because nobody wanted to think about the long explanation of what OP's boyfriend meant

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Demon_of_Light 27

Which was what, that he wanted negative forces to come between them? His comment still makes no sense to me.

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Pleonasm 35

Stop being so electro-negative about all this OP, other wise you'll jeopardise your bond.

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