Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Sussy

Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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Tact and charm

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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You deserved it 19 556

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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aylind 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:16

Find every post that says "tag an asshole," or any other similar name, and tag him in all of them.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 0:13

That's both rude and humiliating..

Comments

carabobara 7

Sunday 1 February 2015 5:58

maybe she hacked his account and tagged herself under his name

mfxray 10

Sunday 1 February 2015 7:10

ouch

I_see_your_anger 10

Sunday 1 February 2015 7:16

Can't fault him for being honest.

berkeleyjake 13

Monday 2 February 2015 12:57

so? the hottest girl I know isn't my wife, I just love my wife more than any other woman

nodai 13

Monday 2 February 2015 21:19

So you've been together for two days now? So romantic.

ramdomaccount 13

Monday 2 February 2015 22:15

Maybe he doesn't find you as attractive but he likes you for a different reason

the_fanciest_man 15

Monday 2 February 2015 23:07

Because dumping your boyfriend over a comment on social media is always a good idea.

Omak 10

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:32

Do not tell him u saw it, breakup with him in a text msg saying its because u cant help feeling turned off by his physique and u wish u can but one can not force physical attraction on himself. In the end, tell him "I hope u can still be friends." Right before sending this, make sure u have ur FB profile pic changed with a hotter guy and wave goodbye to his self-esteem.