Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Bummer. Maybe this means you should buy a new vacuum.

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iAmScrubs 19

Make a ball pit with the pellets. Who doesn't love ball pits? I still go to the McDonald's play pen just for the ball pit.

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loserman67 35

Time to: A: Buy a new vacuum B: See how well your cat fits in the microwave C: Stop living in the 70's and get rid of the bean-bag furniture

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Stonedmanalex 0

Because everyone needs to be the same and stick with the latest trends as such to keep a horrible socitety running

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lindsey1023420 5

Can't they just use a broom?

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mgsoloist 14

Not if they have carpets..

10 1
TwoFootedMan 0

Just rub the cat on the carpet and walk it around them and they'll stick

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mgsoloist 14

With containing them...

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iknowimawesome 13

I know. That really bothered me.

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Doortje 29

Buy a new one, or ask your neighbour if you can borrow theirs.

6 0
Meemin 5

Oh my gosh, that really sucks. Maybe you could borrow a friends vacuum?

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