Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 870
You deserved it 4 477

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Bummer. Maybe this means you should buy a new vacuum.

iAmScrubs 19

Make a ball pit with the pellets. Who doesn't love ball pits? I still go to the McDonald's play pen just for the ball pit.

Comments

Time to: A: Buy a new vacuum B: See how well your cat fits in the microwave C: Stop living in the 70's and get rid of the bean-bag furniture

Stonedmanalex 0

Because everyone needs to be the same and stick with the latest trends as such to keep a horrible socitety running

lindsey1023420 5
mgsoloist 14

Just rub the cat on the carpet and walk it around them and they'll stick

mgsoloist 14
iknowimawesome 13

I know. That really bothered me.

Buy a new one, or ask your neighbour if you can borrow theirs.

Meemin 5

Oh my gosh, that really sucks. Maybe you could borrow a friends vacuum?