Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 870
You deserved it 4 477

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Bummer. Maybe this means you should buy a new vacuum.

iAmScrubs 19

Make a ball pit with the pellets. Who doesn't love ball pits? I still go to the McDonald's play pen just for the ball pit.

Comments

that's kinda cute though horribly obnoxious to have to clean... my cat did the same a few months back and we're still finding the pellets here and there

A dog? Who can asure a dog won't rip another micro-pellet-filled pillow apart? Or OP's shoes, or something else. It's time to get rid of that kind of pillows/furniture.

My dog did that before... Except our vacuum wasn't broken. FYL.

ramboman19 8

Need a new vacuum anyways. Haha.

CityCunt 0

Should have got a dog instead...

TraceCase_ 19

Dogs are sort of messy too. They leave big piles of shit everywhere you take them and all over your yard. Looks like you know a little about that;)