Sweep sweep

By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML
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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Bummer. Maybe this means you should buy a new vacuum.

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iAmScrubs 19

Make a ball pit with the pellets. Who doesn't love ball pits? I still go to the McDonald's play pen just for the ball pit.

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mattdm91 0

Ever heard of a broom? Get going, pussy!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Maybe the broom is inside op's pussy and can't get it out. The op want's its pussy to be pleased

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mattdm91 0

That's a deep pussy then wouldn't want to go in there bears can be hibernating and shit in there

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LedZeppelin1109 0

Honestly? I don't think this comment is fml material...

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hobosapien081 10

grab your cat by its tail and swing it against a wall, that'll teach it a lesson 3:)

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rexgar2000 10

pardon my lack of knowledge but what are micro pellets?

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kristidgranger 3

I always hated cats! Useless animals! Digs are better! Although I can't lie a dog may have done the same thing! Get a $30 vacuum at Wal-mart or something!

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Feklfekl2222 32

What's a dig??? All I know is cats are better than dogs. Don't know about digs

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THE_A_TEEN 27

He's talking about digletts. Those bastards can **** up your house with earthquake. Don't know why he hates cat's or switch to the dog topic

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steeledwolf 8

117 You sneaky...clever... Clever basterd

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