Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML
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Nurisaintlucy 0

This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

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skitzofreniks 5

the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.

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nitemare0 17

what are you complaining about? did you want him to want you to leave, YDI

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margokle 1

Some people are special and should be removed from the gene pool. he is one of them.

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BellaGoBoom 6

I like your insinuation that all 'special' people should be eradicated. Oh wait..... No I don't.

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klong91 7

Ummm he wanted you to stay would you rather him kick your ass out after he was done?

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TobyFunke 3

Guys when did cuddling go out of style? Seriously, the other day I was made to feel like a real jerk. I had just got done making love, to a prostitute. I get done, and you know, that's it! She just gets right up to leave, walks right out the door, right out the car door, I didn't even get her name or nothing. It was so cold and impersonal.

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PrissyPineapple 0

You have to pay extra for the cuddling. :)

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catnip216 0

Um, yeah, prostitution is a business, that's it. If you want someone who cares, don't pay for sex.

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EddieBlake 0

she meant "if you want someone who cares, have the sense to not pay until you get the cuddling. ...and anal"

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mask724 7

guys always have to pay, one way or another dinner, dancing, movies, gifts. he was being sarcastic

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LoginUnknown 0

Her dumb what? I'm pretty sure you're the dumb one.

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loveofyourlife11 0

That is a compliment, dumb ****. At least he didn't tell you to get out like some hooker. Be glad that he loves you.

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thatnucca 36

Sadly that's how I also knew I was in love... I have the coolest bachelor pad any guy could want, but was stuck between her sheets on the nightly... I got scared and broke up with her... I spent the next year running through countless women until it finally dawned on me that the part of me that I was trying find was what I left behind... Smdh

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Erindub 0

Yeah, OP, guys say stupid stuff like that like it was sweet. Mine said that he knows he still wants to be with me after all these years because I still occasionally make it into his fantasies when hes jerkin it. So romantic...

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