Intimacy: Sweet talker - FML

Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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So hard

By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Top comments

Nurisaintlucy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:44

This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:54

the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.

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enonymous 8

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:56

I'm the lawyer of Justin Bieber. you must cease using his images.

TrE421 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:02

my boyfriend once told me he knew he loved me cuz I actually could get his dick up before sex... men have their own way of complimenting, even if it sounds stupid to women.

Driveshaft 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:35

it is a complement, he'll I want you to leave and you're not even here... that's how I know I don't love you!

JizzBlitz 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:36

that's actually pretty cute! quite complaining!

xtacticalswarmx 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:01

^lol ****

dirtyblond 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:33

lol

dirtyblond 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:44

Hahahahahahahaha, THAT^ was great. :D

cdude200 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:44

lol ownage

stardazed 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:55

its a truly a comiment.

caramels55 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:01

You dumbass. IT IS a compliment. You don't deserve him, ********.

RainbowHeadache 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:02

I had to do a double take when I saw your picture, Boners. I was wondering what Enonymous was talking about. OP, it really is a compliment. haha You have a boyfriend who wants to be with you so stop whining, you ungrateful git.

xmac1 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:12

That's the same rating system I use

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