Intimacy: Sweet talker - FML

Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Top comments

Nurisaintlucy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:44

This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:54

the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.

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proxxX069069 7

Friday 22 April 2011 0:39

awh I remember these days c:

aquariusangel420 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:43

Seriously your a BITCH for thinking it's now I mean do you want him to tell you after he cums to get the **** OFF OF HIM and tell you to leave and do you want him to think your a ***** LOL I mean really your lucky these guys are hard to find so take the STICK out your ASS and be HAPPY I'd KILL to have a guy tell me that LOL I agree you are UNGRATEFUL!!!

aquariusangel420 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:46

NOT*

deeznutsinyomout 0

Friday 22 April 2011 1:00

sounds like something I would say! hahahahaha

p33lzhear 6

Friday 22 April 2011 1:02

that is a compliment! id totally be flattered if a guy told me that. quit being a bitch and be grateful your man cares about you!

nrelavender 10

Friday 22 April 2011 1:04

op, in dude world it is.

SmallyBigs 9

Friday 22 April 2011 1:09

Lol toilet trees.

vietguy808 0

Friday 22 April 2011 1:24

thts how I can see if I like a girl, if I can't cuddle after sex, than it's not love

dunner12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:03

trust me I'm a guy and that is a really good sign. me and my boys joke about that all the time.

sonic19951 6

Friday 22 April 2011 2:12

it kinda is. most dudes, after one night in bed together doin the deed, leave the girl the next morning.

noissues 2

Friday 22 April 2011 2:13

it is cause most guys just want to be alone after

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Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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