Work: Tactical

Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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Amogus

By Anonymous - 18/06/2022 18:00 - United States - Sorrento

Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML

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By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

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The asshats always win

By Iabnysmwytm - 27/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I finally had enough of my coworker mocking and misgendering my transgender daughter, so I screamed at him. I got written up and suspended without pay for 2 weeks. He got praise from our boss for handling the situation with class. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 07:24 - United States

Today, I got a call from work stating that my employment was being terminated. This was after being suspended while they investigated my sexual harassment claim. Their reason for firing me: misuse of company time. Yes, I suppose reporting being sexually harassed is a huge waste of time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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By terribob1 - 08/07/2016 14:52

Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML

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sbcpunkrocker 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:05

seems like there must be more to the story if you got fired and people were happy about it

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 3 August 2009 20:16

******* bitch. Go back to your boss, and have him pull up the records. The shit she wrote would OBVIOUSLY not compare with your handwriting at all. Or get creative with some brake fluid and stain a giant penis on her car hood. But then, she might use another employee's money to pay for the new paint....

Comments

evilbrent 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:06

sue

MarkO_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 2:18

"but in Kentucky anyone can be fired for any reason at any time " That's only true if your employer doesn't violate Federal or other state laws. For example, you can't be fired for being black. You'll never be able to prove that was their reason in a court of law but too many people claim some states allow firing "for any reason at any time." I am an HR director in an at-will state. I could fire you for the color of your skin but I would just say that you were incompetent and you would never be able to prove anything even if I told you to your face. You'd better be wearing a wire and hope that I can't make a convincing argument that someone wasn't imitating my voice. This also in no way ever happens to any real degree. Most people claiming racism or any other -ism are usually just the incompetents they were actually fired for. Or maybe they were just jerks. Just sayin'.

crazycontagious 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:20

FYL man. Shit like this makes me sick, it's so easy for women to just say " I got harassed sexually" when they have beef with someone and people believe them just like that. What a big hoe.

Coprophobia 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:18

You should **** punt that ho.

boredboisereside_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:41

Women are back-stabbing petty *****. The sooner you learn that, the better your life will be.

irockmyworld 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:22

yeah some parts dont make sense. anyway she's a b*tch. sorry about it

bob1233 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:30

what the efff? thats doesnt make any sense.

FXCKMYLIFE 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:49

This is one thing I hate about women they're allowed to get away with shit like this.

Mancubus 2

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:10

I'm pretty sure you could win a wrongful discharge suit against your employer on the grounds they fired you on the spot for an alleged sexual harassment complaint which they didn't investigate. See if you can get pain and suffering in there too.